While many Nigerians put dogs to no other use than their pots for dog meat pepper soups (404), The French legal system puts them to a better use besides preventing crimes or solving crimes. In what we the “saner people” of these climes will term oyinbo madness, France made legal history with the appearance of a dog as a prosecution witness in a murder case in 2008. Yeah! No be Joke oh! A French Judge Thomas Cassuto, in the Paris suburb of Nanterre, presiding over a preliminary hearing to determine if there was sufficient evidence to order the launching of a full scale investigation, had allowed the dog’s “testimony” to be taken.